That’s right… I’m talking about the hairstyle, not the fish! So what’s a mullet hairstyle? Basically it is short in the front, top and sides and long in the back. The saying goes, “business in the front… party in the back!”
It’s a widely known fact that every time a mullet is born an angel dies, a puppy gets hit by a bus, a kitten explodes, a starving kid is eaten by a kid that is starving more and somebody is forced to read Ayn Rand’s “Anthem.” It’s basically a law in most parts of the world to avoid a mullety fashion.
This hairstyle is so bad that many people have taken up the sport of Mullet Hunting. These are some sites and resources to start you down the path to mullet heaven.
- Wikipedia - Mullet (haircut) : no list on a matter of such grave importance would be complete without an entry from always trustworthy Wikipedia.
- Encyclopedia Dramatica - Mullet : this is a very funny page on the hairstyle which is also the source of the quote above.
- Mullets Galore : this site has probably the most in-depth encyclopedia of mullet definitions with corresponding photographs on the internet. The user interface is extremely clunky and outdated, but the content will have you in stitches.
